10 signs you might be an idiot.

1. You use the word "like" more than two times in one sentence.
2. You pick up your mobile when the home phone rings, or vice versa.
3. You spell "there" when you mean "their"
4. You spell any of "to","too" or "two" when you mean a different version.
5. You put a card in the wrong envelope.
6. You lose your glasses.
7. You call your male teacher "miss" or female teacher "sir".
8. You still believe in fairies.
9. You think Gordon Brown is a good PM
10. You watch Cbeebies.